Archive for April, 2008

30
Apr
08

From the Up,.Up, and Away Dept.

This gentleman should be shot.

That is all.

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30
Apr
08

Totally sweet! as IF i needed another reason NOT to watch oprah…

apparently, david blaine (magician / attention starved freak) is going to do his next stunt / please love me mommy event live on oprahs show. he wants to break the record for holding your breath the longest.

not that doing something grammar school kids do when they have a tantrum DOESNT impress me, but when does this crap stop? he tried this 2 years ago and went into convulsions, live, on tv.

want to do something that would REALLy amaze me?

go away.

please.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/people_david_blaine

29
Apr
08

This is one reason people hate democracy.

MTV Faux-Celebrities.

Single-handedly destroying my faith in organized government.

Honestly, is there a better advertisement for birth control then these 2 malaldroits? Somewhere, George Washington is wishing that back in the 1700’s, he wasn’t feeling quite so uppity.

26
Apr
08

watch coachella live online

Serj Tankian & the Raconteurs already performed on Friday, but there’s still cool bands to be seen. Check it out here:

http://www.attblueroom.com/music/Coachella-Valley-Music-and-Arts-Festival/live-webcast.php

24
Apr
08

I want to make a joke sooooooooooooo BAD!

but i can’t. it’s just too easy.

23
Apr
08

BOOO HISS!

Im about to end my careerHere I got all excited months ago when i heard someone was doing a live action “Speed Racer” movie!. Then I hear it’s the “W” Brothers, who made the “Matrix: trilogy, BONUS! So I figure it’ll be dark and brooding like the first “Batman”…….NOOOOOOOOOOOO, they go and make a movie for 5 year olds, which as my buddy put it this afternoon ” is gonna give people seizures”

 

BOO HISS!!!

22
Apr
08

From the carbon emmissions dept.

Happy Earth Day 2008! Do your part: recycle, use the florescent light bulbs, get a hippie girl to shave her armpits, carpool! Let’s Go Green!