14
Aug
08

A quick recap of Metallica’s crushings from the past few days

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Beastie Boys – Fight For Your Right
with 70% of the votes
(A nice strong way to start this tournament.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats White Stripes – Seven Nation Army
with 73.8% of the votes
(Back to back smackdowns by Metallica.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Gun’s N’ Roses – Sweet Child O’ Mine
with 55% of the votes
(The first real challenge for Metallica, and they held up strong.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under the Bridge
with 59.2% of the votes
(Another decent fight, but Metallica took down that bridge and dropped it on the Peppers’ face.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Foo Fighters – Everlong
with 51.7% of the votes
(The closest match so far… You almost did it Dave!)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Jane’s Addiction – Jane Says
with 75.2% of the votes
(Jane got smacked real hard… and she said “OUCH”.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Linkin Park – In The End
with 60.3% of the votes
(Can metallica be stopped???… in the end, no!!!)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats The Killers – Mr. Brightside
with 69.9% of the votes
(For some reason I was hoping that this song could do it… I mean, it’s so catchy.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Nine Inch Nails – Head Like a Hole
with 59.9% of the votes
(Trent was not happy with this, and I heard he may kick you in the face “Pigface style” at the
IZOD Center on the 27th of this month.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats The Police – Roxanne
with 71.1% of the votes
(I’m assuming that most people were involved in the Roxanne drinking game and couldn’t text at the same time… I’ll let it slide this time.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Bon Jovi – Livin On A Prayer
with 53.9% of the votes
(New Jersey was definitely called out by Ian during this match… you made it real interesting… Metallica still comes out on top)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats The Jimi Hendrix Experience – All Along The Watchtower
with 58.4% of the votes
(Not only did Jimi roll in his grave, but he re-wrapped his acid filled bandana to forget that this ever happened.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Radiohead – Creep
with 62.1% of the votes
(…hmmm… I think I’ve gained a twitch.)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats Green Day – Basket Case
with 57.5% of the votes
(-Guys… is this really happening? Could this be the next ’72 Miami Dolphins -undefeated and won the Superbowl – or the next ’07 New England Patriots? Do I need to explain? CHOKE-)

Metallica – Enter Sandman defeats … (Who is the next victim?)

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