23
Jun
08

Sweet! Now Nik Carter can get a date!

Apparently, in the year 2050, some guy thinks we’re gonna be having relationships with robots. Anyone else notice how this article does NOT have the guy’s photo on it? seriously. what if he was just hoping out loud. sitting in his cubicle, popping his zits, arguing online about the possibilities that the show “heroes” was based on facts and figuring out which senior center he’s going to tonight with good ole mom for bingo…. and suddenly WHAMMO! sex-robots.

he’d tried hitting on the AI fem-bots on xbox 360 AND ps3, but even they dont pay much attention to him. so he’s dreaming of some commodore 64 with an emotion chip (futurama reference) to give him some tender tender electrobyte lovin.

*wait for the cheesy comment*

*waiiiiiiiit for it!*

better wrap it in plastic holmes, that computer virus aint cured be penicillin. HI-YO!

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1 Response to “Sweet! Now Nik Carter can get a date!”


  1. 1 nikcarter
    June 24, 2008 at 1:57 am

    Oh Sphincter!

    As we say in da hood:

    “YOU JUST HATE ME, CAUSE YOU AINT ME”

    PS,………… can these robots be customized? what kind of options packages do they have?.


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