Can someone in tv come up with a new damn idea??

So, we had american idol. 

just so you know, that show blows.  or it sucks.  either way, it doesn’t really matter because paula abdul is most likely hammered off her face currently. 


Anyways, so american idol blows the doors off of the national tv scene, and EVERYONE and their awful sister networks have to get 7 different knock offs.  not just singing, but ice skating and inventions and dads hitting on their daughters while slut dancing and making fun of peoples moms…

whatever.  it doesnt matter.  it’s complete drivel and if you ENJOY that stuff, there’s plenty of IQ tests online to prove you’re an idiot.

but i’ve had enough.  TLC is launching a new $#!%-fest that has people imitating dancing from yesteryear, but also changing the dances they must do in mid dance.

WHAT?!?!?!?  THATS Caaaaaaaa-RAZEE!!  what ambitious young tv executive brainstormed on this idea.  honestly.  no, i’m serious.  

people have to learn moron dances from michael jackson videos from 1984, and then have to be able to change into doing the hammer dance when a gong rings.  

arrested development is cancelled, CANCELLED.  shows like this are blipping off tv all the time, and THIS is the garbage they dump on us.  

there are FOUR, yes i said effing FOUR, law and order shows.  you could have a damn law and order channel by itself, and for some God awful reason, we can’t manage to keep shows like arrested development on.  we wouldnt be able to get the latest dance with your mom, after olympic skeet shooting with amateur knife developing inventors.  

by the way, the host of the show is joey lawence.  and he’s bald.  

do i have to say anymore?  honestly?





2 Responses to “Can someone in tv come up with a new damn idea??”

  1. 1 Boo Boo
    May 27, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    Arrested Development is genius, but there is no need to hate on Law and Order! It’s horribly addicting. >___<

  2. June 2, 2008 at 3:49 am

    Dun Dun Dun Dun Do Do Do Doooooooooooooooooo (that’s my brilliant attempt at the law and order theme, btw). CSI must be up there with Law&Order for the amount of … what do you call those, spinoffs… or just… clones… whatever they are, they can’t be far off releasing CSI Guatamala soon.

    I feel you babe, that’s why I don’t have a tv. It’s amazing what a conversation stopper that is. If you’re after an experiment, everytime someone says ‘did you see…’ and you stop them right there and say ‘I don’t have television’ and then watch as they struggle for something else non-television related to talk about… and be so disappointed they can’t share their overly opinionated view of the show with you. It’s entertainment all in itself.

    Television eats your brain.

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