20
May
08

Curse part deux!; THE BRONX IS BURNING!

Remember the construction worker that tried to “curse” the Yankees  months ago by revealing that he had by buried a Red Sox Jersey (specifically that of  devastating slugger:  David ” BIG PAPI” Ortiz; WHO THE YANKEES COULD HAVE HAD ON THE TEAM BUT INSTEAD OPTED FOR A PLAYER WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS!!!) in the foundation of the $1.3 billion dollar new stadium?. Oh it was beautiful! The NY DA would not file charges, the Yankees wanted to sue the guy, and the red sox auctioned off the actual  Jersey for a huge ransom donating the money to charity……………. And wound up looking like god’s in the process. Well, hold onto your rabbits feet pinstripe fans, THIS JUST IN: According to MSNBC, the construction worker has since revealed to fiends that he has buried other articles in the foundation as well, ones that will not be so easily found and retrieved. Most troubling of them would be a program from the 2004 Yankees/Red Sox series,……you know, the one the red sox came back to win when they were down 0-3?………………. This could be a long, hot summer in Da Bronx!. On the other side though, ya gotta admire the guy’s stones to pull a hair brained scheme like that…………….. If it gets under your skin, you can always look at the Yankees eleventy hundred bazillion championships for some comfort!.

 

That is all, END TRANSMISSION!

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4 Responses to “Curse part deux!; THE BRONX IS BURNING!”


  1. 1 Jill
    May 20, 2008 at 2:17 am

    Yeah Red Sox!

  2. 2 jc
    May 20, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    someone please post a pic of this guy so he can get his ass beat where ever he might show his face.

  3. 3 -db-
    May 20, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    I love you Nick but you have to stop with the Pats and Sox if you are going to DJ in NY. You sound way too happy about this. You can at least fake being outraged over this. And BTW, the Yankees GAVE the shirt to the Jimmy Foundation (The Red Sox charity) so they could auction it off. The Red Sox didnt do it themselves. So give credit where credit is due.

  4. 4 nikcarter
    May 23, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    To be honest I admire the guys balls for pulling off such a hair brained scheme. Truth is though when i was in Boston I was a closet Yankee fan on occasion!. Dude I LOVE the jets, but being a Jets fan truly is like being a friend of the friendless!

    LOl


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