Patriot Fans are Smarter than Giant Fans?

Pats fans are smarter, classier, healthier than those in NY

Friday, Jan 25, 2008 8:39 am EST

New England Patriots fans

Boston Herald columnist Jessica Heslam claims the stats don’t lie — New England Patriots fans are smarter, classier and healthier and own pricier homes than the riff-raff who root for the New York Giants — and now we’ve got the research to back it up.

Some 62 percent of Pats fans living in the Boston area earned a bachelor’s or postgraduate degree or have some higher-education experience, compared to 59 percent of Giants fans, according to the latest marketing data provided by the Nielsen Co., the TV ratings firm.

Likewise, 72 percent of Pats fans live in homes worth north of $200,000, compared to 63 percent of Giants yahoos. Pats fans drink Amstel Light, not Bud Light. Giants fans slug back lots of whiskey. Bostonians are likely to read connoisseur magazines like Wine Spectator. Gotham fans like to pig out on junk food like pretzels, chips and nuts. When Giants fans aren’t booing Giants coach Tom Coughlin or punk quarterback Eli Manning in that New Jersey stadium they call home, they’re out practicing their tennis backhands in the backyard.


4 Responses to “Patriot Fans are Smarter than Giant Fans?”

  1. 1 ickythumped
    January 28, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    And they’re proud of these stats? They deserve to lose.


  2. 2 ickythumped
    January 28, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    And they’re proud of these stats? They deserve to lose.

    I’ll take the Giants, and my nuts any day. GO GIANTS

  3. 3 David
    February 10, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    I just read this piece about the patriot fans being better than us. Well it sounds to me like they’re all GAY. I hate bostonians! They can all BITE ME!!!!!

  4. 4 mike
    February 26, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    have you completely lost your mind

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