In Case of Emergency please……..

GOD FORBID but should the day ever come where you find me, naked and cold to the touch, lying on the floor of my $28,000 a month SOHO loft, waiting for my un-licensed masseuse to arrive, please call the following; in descending order; Mary Kate Olsen,  Asley Olsen,  Jaleel White (TV’s beloved “Erkel”), Tracey Gold, anyone from  the cast of “The Goonies” and then if you can get around to it,…….911!.   My God HEath, what a way to find out who your friends really are> you deserved better!.  That is all, END TRANSMISSION 


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