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13
Jul
08

“The power of G & R”—- Old Skool banger!

 You know it might be worth getting sued if you’re going to sample stuff like this, I mean this is in the sample hall of fame!. So back in the day when I was a broke ass, scruffy, dj living at home with mom and dad, while trying to earn enough to get out on my own, I did what most other broke ass radio dj’s do, I spun in clubs!. Don’t laugh but I was actually really good on the one and twos and could rock a dance floor beat mixing “play that funky music” into “Smells like teen spirit” and would shake the fricken dance floor. Talk about bands de OBSCURA, there was this techno-ish band called Eskimos in Egypt and they had a song called ” the power of G & R” which remixed became ” G & R (that’s what you want)” The lyrics are pretty anti Axl because at the time Axl had said somethings that were pretty far from PC. Anyway this thing was pulled off the shelves almost immediately as Axl’s legion of attorneys swarmed down upon the band for the obvious problematic sample and im sure the lyrics didn’t help either!@. Anyway I used to have this ON vinyl and spun it almost every time i would spin, again it was so rare that i went to England and marched into the offices of their record company and said ” IM an American Dj and I must have a copy of this blah blah” and I got it, brought it halfway around the world and spread the Eskimo love for a few years. Then I moved and it disappeared, I have literally been looking for this song on web sites etc for YEARS, unreal I find it on YOUTUUBE..WHO KNEW?!!!!!!! This combines two of my fovorite things: RAAAAAAWK! and Beats!. Again, this sample is just the Bizomb!

 

 Check it out, it’s still pretty dope if you like stuff with a beat!

 

 

 

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09
Jul
08

“Yo, where’s DOOKIE”?!!!!!!!!

Y’know now that I haven’t seen this for a couple of years, GOD is this funny again!

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05
Jul
08

“SATAN”

The Norwegian black metal band Gorgoroth and it’s lead singer were interviewed in the film “Metal: a headbanger’s journey”. Something about this clip just makes me crack up every time I see it, when the kid asks Ghaal (the lead singer) to define the driving power, ideology etc behind his music, his answer always, ALWAYS makes me laugh!. OF course being in a Norwegian black metal band he goes on to endorse the church burnings that went on there in the 80’s which of course is completely offensive,  insane, uncool and essentially stupid………… but the first ten seconds of this ALWAYS make me laugh out loud!. It’s like wow Spinal Tap really DOES exist! What a nut case!  I think this crud is even too heavy for IAN! LOL

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05
Jul
08

The apple Does not fall far from the tree!

 I found this photo of Francis Bean Cobain (Daughter of Kurt and Courtney, age 16) and Lourdis  ( “lola”) Leon (Daughter of Madonna and Carlos Leon, age 11). Is it me? or is it eerie how much they look like their respective rents?….. I have a pic of me, Courtney Love, and Francis Bean when she was like 3, I thought she looked like Kurt, THEN!………It’s almost creepy!

 

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04
Jul
08

Fricken GHOULS!

With a documentary, feature film. and two greatest hits packages out in the last six weeks, June and July are shaping up to be the months of Joy Division. Even Alkaline Trio’s new album includes a tribute to Joy Division in the track, “Help Me.” Unfortunately, according to a report from the BBC,, the tombstone over the grave of Joy Division front man Ian Curtis was stolen earlier this week. WHO steals a tombstone?…I mean talk about sacrilege!,  and WHO could you even show it to?. Detectives said the stone, which has the inscription “Ian Curtis 18 – 5 – 80″ and the words “Love Will Tear Us Apart” was taken sometime between Tuesday afternoon and Wednesday morning. Curtis was just 23 when he hanged himself in the kitchen of his Macclesfield home in May 1980, shortly before the band were due to go on tour in the US. Curtis was suffering from depression and epilepsy when he killed himself. Fans from all over the world would travel to the site to pay their respects, often leaving messages and tokens behind. I mean look at this thing! What did they bring a little tiny bulldozer into the cemetery to extricate this little token?….so weird, SO WEIRD

 

 

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02
Jul
08

Ok it’s dumb but…….

Betcha laugh at least once!. The “OW” part made me lose it!

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30
Jun
08

Jay Z. Vs. Noel G.

The Glastonbury festival was just held overseas in the UK, it’s one of the biggest music festivals in the world and it’s held every year. This year the organizers booked Jay Z  as one of the headliners which touched off a small controversy when Noel Gallagher of Oasis launched a very public campaign AGAINST  the festival when  J-Hova was announced as one of the Glastonbury headliners, Gallagher criticized the booking due to the festival’s tradition of guitar-based Rock bands and his feeling that Jay Z (for this reason) clearly did not fit the festival. Needless to say as you can tell from the roar of applause,  the crowd knew that music is music and a hit is a hit. Being a fan of both Oasis and Jay Z I had to take sides on this one and I sided with J-Hova, and I wanted to show you how he began his set at Glastonbury, I live for this kind of s#%t!. The opening is an obvious F you to Noel G but when he tears into “99 problems” and breaks it down with ACDC’s “Back in Black”  too?……….You gotta love jay Z. ENJOY!

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27
Jun
08

Last Letter Game!

So the powers that be have decided that less thinking on Nik’s part would be best for all concerned…….Hey, I think that is a thinly veiled put down!……….Anyway the last letter game jumps off weekdays at noon. I play a song. and then you get to choose the next song but it’s title has to start with the last letter of the song I played……..Dig it: Say I play “Sweet Child O’ Mine” then your song has to start with the last letter of my song, which would be “E”. SO  let’s say you pick “Everlong” and then the next miscreant must pick a song that starts with “G”…see the pattern?…..ya pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down?. Now, I do reserve the right to call “Wild card” in case some jackass picks a song that ends in “X” or “Z”, NOPE THAT AINT HAPPENIN’!. If the show is to be ruined I will be the one to ruin it thank you!. SO, I call “Wild card” and play something else and we start all over again,…….capice?……………….EGG-CELLENT!.  So check out the last letter game link off of my page and practice, or just rip off the cheat sheet YA LAZY GOAT!.

 Got it?,.See ya at noon BYTCHEZ!!!

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26
Jun
08

The Beastie boy and the Notorious H.2.O

So I’m a HUGE HUGE HUGE Beastie Boys fan as everyone intelligent must be!> Adam Yauch  (street Alias “M.C.A”) came up to shoot the S#%t about his new movie that he  he directed “Gunnin for that number one spot” which is truly, TRULY dope. It’s about the elite 8 high school basketball players in the country who square off in the legendary Rucker park uptown. So apparently he got a little confused and thought we were not live on the air and dropped the “S” bomb which I caught ( I mean it’s a BS job but I would like to keep it!).

So, ok………… Moving on. His production company that released his film “gunnin for that number one spot” is also releasing another film  called “Flow”. This is a documentary about water, the earth, te privatization of water and how the third world is being raped for it’s water by corporate interests etc. Which I am completely in agreement with, I mean it’s WATER! You cant charge an indigenous people who don’t have two cents to rub together for a natural resource like WATER!. The problem is that one of his really big issues that is chapping his arse is bottled water, any sort, any size, large, small, domestic, imported, just water in bottles!.  His theory being that water is being hoarded by the same corporate interests, and that tap water is fine and we all should just use a filter on it because the plastic bottles are hurting people. hurting the environment, destroying the earth, and are a generally evil ms use of our resources. He kept saying that ” this has to change, we have to change”………. Now, this would not have been so bad if we had not placed THREE FULL BOTTLES OF POLAND SPRING H20 right in front of him when he sat down for his interview!. Now, we do this with anyone who comes in as a courtesy, i mean they come to Krock the least we can do is make sure they’re not parched when they talk to us. Although he was very nice about it, and polite, not only did he not take a drink from any of them,I think he left the station thinking that 92.3 Krock is a huge part of the problem plaguing this world!. Meanwhile Im hiding my huge 33 ounce bottle of “smart water” ( Im sure that’s a total crock, it’s probably just tap water  from some unknown source, maybe Nebraska!). So here we are  giving  Mr. Anti Bottled water activist not just one, but THREE bottles of the demon brew……. And I just thought; ” My god this is so frigging Krock”….. We are such idiots,……. We would show a film to a blind man, or offer a blood sausage to a VEGAN as a snack……LOL. I sheepishly offered the excuse;  ” but if we recycle the bottles that’s ok though isn’t it?”. Apparently that is not good enough either!.

Bottom line, like the song says MCA is “cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce”, I guess I just wont be the fourth Beastie Boy after all.  So check out the interview on my page as he is certainly a deep dude. Also if you can, get out and see “Gunnin for that number one spot”…. just fill up with  TAP WATER at home before you go!.

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25
Jun
08

Hulk, Father of the year

So the latest controversy  with Hulk Hogan super dad, after the leaked telephone conversations between he and his jailed son Nick, the pics of he and his Lolita-like daughter (and BAD, BAD singer) Brooke Hogan. The  tamest of the pics  is one as he is apparently applying baby oil or suntan oil or something as he is cupping her buttocks.. Then there is one of his massive paws strangely within crotch range,……..She says it’s no big deal. I dont know, isnt this just CREEPY?

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