Archive for May 20th, 2008

20
May

YO, IM RECESSION PROOF SON!

 I will no longer spend tons on New Era etc, caps are just not a necessity in these frugal times. Ive found a way to beat the system!. I shall be rocking this hairstyle until these bleak economic times leave us!. This is quite possibly the most amazing picture ever! This guy is a GOD!.

 

 That is all, END TRANSMISSION!

20
May

There’s no business LIKE HO BUSINESS!

Remember Heidi Fleiss? yeah the “Hollywood madam”?………YEAH. Well I guess when you get busted for that sort of thing, go to jail, do your time, you get a book deal, and a reality show, and a bizillion dollars, RIGHT?….WROOOOOONG!. YOU get, wait for it, WAIT FOR IT………. YOU GET RO RUN A LAUNDROMAT IN PAHRUMP, NEVADA!!…..Ahhh, there’s no business like HO BUSINESS!

 

 

 

 Wait, SLOW DOWN: Didn’t she used to be, I don’t know,….Kinda hot?……………..Wow, how the mighty have fallen, guess Ill have to stick with this radio thing after all!

 

That is all, END TRANSMISSION!

20
May

Curse part deux!; THE BRONX IS BURNING!

Remember the construction worker that tried to “curse” the Yankees  months ago by revealing that he had by buried a Red Sox Jersey (specifically that of  devastating slugger:  David ” BIG PAPI” Ortiz; WHO THE YANKEES COULD HAVE HAD ON THE TEAM BUT INSTEAD OPTED FOR A PLAYER WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS!!!) in the foundation of the $1.3 billion dollar new stadium?. Oh it was beautiful! The NY DA would not file charges, the Yankees wanted to sue the guy, and the red sox auctioned off the actual  Jersey for a huge ransom donating the money to charity……………. And wound up looking like god’s in the process. Well, hold onto your rabbits feet pinstripe fans, THIS JUST IN: According to MSNBC, the construction worker has since revealed to fiends that he has buried other articles in the foundation as well, ones that will not be so easily found and retrieved. Most troubling of them would be a program from the 2004 Yankees/Red Sox series,……you know, the one the red sox came back to win when they were down 0-3?………………. This could be a long, hot summer in Da Bronx!. On the other side though, ya gotta admire the guy’s stones to pull a hair brained scheme like that…………….. If it gets under your skin, you can always look at the Yankees eleventy hundred bazillion championships for some comfort!.

 

That is all, END TRANSMISSION!