Remember when you got all upset….

cause maxim named you the ugliest woman on the planet?

yea, you’re not helping the situation.

Madonna

So I didn’t think I’d be writing about Madonna on my K-rock blog, but check this out!

She did a gig at the weekend in Maidstone. That’s in Kent, in the UK, you don’t ever need to go. In fact to get there Madonna was flown in by hellicopter, even though her London house is only around 30 miles away. Believe me, if you had to play in Maidstone, you’d do the same, just to know you could exit quickly after the show to get the hell out of Kent.

Anyway, check out this footage of her rocking some Pantera on the guitar! It’s about 6 mins in if you wanna skip the rest……..

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=96873

Of course none of the UK press have picked up on this. They just made a big thing out of the fact there was live TV coverage and apparently Madonna told the director there were to be no close ups if she started to sweat! But then most people in the UK have no idea who Pantera are, let alone would recognise a random riff in the middle of a Madonna show. Just another reason on my ever expanding list as to why America is much better!

Sue Simmons drops the F bomb

Everyones got their favorite newscaster, and mine has always been Sue Simmons. She is tough as nails! She is no nonsense. Something about her screams ‘don’t fuck with me’. I guess my vibe is right, cuz last night she actually dropped the F bomb on live TV. I love her!!!

This man is a GOD.

honestly, he’s added jennifer aniston to his list.

John Mayer, the man who wants to bust through the doors of his high school and get white people to dance with the almighty geetar has landed jennifer aniston.

i dont even know if this dude has put out anything new in the past 5 years, but obviously he’s got something the women’s are loving.

so i did some searching. this is the lady’s who have been with john mayer over the years.

1. Vanessa Carlton.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt

3. Rhona Mitra

4. Jessica Simpson

5. Penelope Cruz

6. Cameron Diaz

7. Minka Kelly

And now Jennifer Aniston.

I’m gonna say this. Do i like his music? no.

but this dude is my new freaking hero. look at that line-up! are you F*$%^&$%(^& kidding me?!?!?!? i honestly dont know anyone off the top of my head that could POSSIBLY have a better batting average EVER. that dude is mickey mantle, sinatra, and every member of def leppard rolled into one. and he has all his arms.

i’ve never even heard of minka kelly, but look at her! who cares!

at this point, i’ve got to wonder if he isn’t clubbing them over the head with a guitar and dragging them off to a cave or something. maybe he’s boring them to sleep with another meaningless riff. i gotta get me some lessons again and figure out how to play “Your Body is a Wonderland”.

John Mayer is officially a God.