now THIS is a band

Where were you on May 8th???? If you weren’t at The Roxy then whatever you were doing sucked. Yeah I wasn’t there either.

Camp Freddy, the cover band made of Dave Navarro, Matt Sorum and some ex-Cult and Jane’s Addiction members, had just a few guests on stage with them. Let’s see: Slash and Duff of Guns n’ Roses, Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee, Chester Bennington of Linkin Park, Sex Pistols’ Steve Jones and Paul Cook, Jerry Cantrell of Alice n’ Chains, and Mark Mcgrath who MC’d the show and hopped up to sing a few.

Paradise City with Chester, Duff, Slash..

Highway to Hell with Slash & Chester..

Bodies with the 2 Sex Pistols, Duff, Mark McGrath & Matt Sorum on backing vocals..

2 hookers for your 13th birthday

A texan kid has taken his dad’s credit card and gone on a spending spree with it, because daddy forget his birthday present.

He took one of his mates and spent $30,000. They got a motel room, an xbox, ordered some food and 2 working girls.

HAHAHAAHAHAHA. The best bit is that they told the women that they were “people of restricted growth from a travelling circus”

Sounds like something I would have done when I was younger.

Here’s the link.

Why are women insane?

So I’ve been single for almost six months now and I’ve officially come to the conclusion that dating sucks. Most women in this city are completely out of there minds. I don’t want to generalize but every girl I know and every girl I’ve dated does the exact same thing. They’re all happy in the beginning, everything’s cool, things are just awesome. Then there comes this moment where this thing in their head clicks and everything goes to hell. I can almost hear the gears in their brain turning and this is what I hear…”Oh my God! Things are great, everything is awesome with this guy, he’s just what I’ve been looking for….now how can I completely mess this up? I know… I need drama! I’m going to cause a fight for absolutely no reason and make his life a living hell!” And then the screaming begins… and I say… SEE YA! Then the girl goes “Why can’t I find a good guy who appreciates me?” And the cycle begins again.