Wooooohhhh Mumma

Lauren Becall rocked up to a premiere showing off her saggers.

Good on her.

And what would those puppies be without the complimenting camel toe.

Get the story here.

“Original Pranksta”; what some pin heads will do for love!

Yeeeaaah, ya know I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff over the years for the love of a good (and I use the term loosely) woman, but THIS guy?. Well, they say it’s all about “street cred” and these days everybody seems to wanna be a gangsta, I blame Mtv and “fiddy cent”. Read and laugh:

 

BROWNSBURG, Ind. — A man shot himself several times in what police called a staged assault designed to prove to his friends and ex-girlfriend that he lived a secret life as a gang member. Brownsburg police said the sordid tale began with a false report from Zachary Booso (pictured), 19. According to police, Booso said he was driving to a friend’s house in a Brownsburg neighborhood Saturday when a man flagged him down. He said he stopped at a clubhouse, where the man demanded his wallet and shot him.

Booso phoned a friend and told him he was shot. His friend’s father called 911.Booso’s story that someone had shot him four times began to unravel when medics and his mother said his wounds might have been self-inflicted. When pressed by police, Booso confessed to shooting himself in the cheek, shoulder and thigh with a pellet gun.

“Attacking a major crime as we should, we found that he had possibly made a false report,” said Brownsburg police Capt. Jeff Gray.Police said Booso, a member of the U.S. Navy who is on leave, had a history of prescription drug abuse.According to officers, Booso told them he did it to try to prove to his friends and ex-girlfriend that he led a secret life as a gang member.”Nobody believed him, so this was going to … show all of them that he had been involved in a gang,” Gray said. Booso was taken to a hospital and then to jail, where he bonded out the same day. He faces a misdemeanor charge of false informing.

 

 

Imagine the fine specimin of womanhood this assclown was willing to shoot HIMSELF, to impress?……  I dont know but looking at him, somehow Im not expecting Jessica Alba, or maybe the Paril Hilton of his local Wal Mart checkout line.

 

 That is all, END TRANSMISSION! 

I don’t want to know your name I just want bang bang bang

I’ve NEVER understood why you would give a hooker your real name and pay by credit card.

Pay in cash and use a fakie boys…

If you missed the story here it is.

  ‘Hi boys, want bang bang bang? I won’t tell anyone’

Nik Carter will love this

http://mediazealot.blogspot.com/2008/03/hills-movie.html

A Hills movie?  Good God.  I’m proud to say I have never once subjected myself to this drivel.  I watched a few episodes of Laguna Beach ‘back in the day’ and knew that was enough for me.

From the Seriously?! Dept.

The tiny African country of Angola is putting a new twist on beauty pagents. On Wednesday, they are having the 1st Annual Miss Landmine Survivor Competition. The organizers of the contest are holding it to “restore self-esteem (in women maimed by the mines) and make them ambassadors for their own cause.”

I’m not making fun. I think this is a great idea for the women who are dealing with disabilities to get back their self-worth. But I just have this bad exploitation feeling.

Check out more at http://www.miss-landmine.org/

Which is the less effective political ad?

If you saw either of these on TV, which of them would be less likely to get you to vote for the candidate they’re endorsing?

Exhibit A: “It’s Rainin’ McCain”

Exhibit B: err.. Hillary Clinton midget video?

Rolling Stones/Scorcese- “Shine A Light”

I checked out the Rolling Stones concert documentary directed by Martin Scorcese called “Shine A Light,” filmed in 2006 at the Beacon Theatre, NYC.

OK, first things first, if you have never seen the Stones play live, go see this movie!! (April 4th release) You are going to have the best seats EVER to a Stones show for MUCH less than I ever paid to see them on tour!

In some ways this is just like any concert video/dvd you’ve already seen. It’s a full show with some old interview footage thrown in. However the sound and picture here are SO clean that at times you almost forget that you aren’t actually AT the show. It’s really amazing how much you’re IN the show. You get to see their reactions, facial expressions, and the way they interact with each other throughout the gig. It’s incredible for any musician or fan to get to see this perspective! The best part is that you get to see the pure joy on these guys’ faces. Mick running full speed down the stage towards the audience. Keith & Ronnie lovingly wailing on their guitars. They are SO in the moment and totally get how lucky they are. You also get to see many, many wrinkles, which serve to remind you throughout the show that it’s almost impossible for them to be THIS tight at their age!!

As soon as the concert begins, your heart leaps as the band comes out with “Jumping Jack Flash.” They then hit “Shattered.” Beautiful! Keith Richards shifts to his acoustic guitar for an absolutely poetic version of “As Tears Go By.” Something about that nostalgic song, and a wrinkled Mick and Keith delivering it after all these years makes your eyes just well up.

The only negatives I will state about the film is that the setlist may leave you feeling pretty disappointed. Keeping that in mind, they do hit some staple tunes that will bring you back if you drift off. “Sympathy for the Devil,” “Start Me Up,” and a killer encore of “Brown Sugar” and “Satisfaction.” It was SO hard to resist the urge to stand up and cheer after each one!

For one “country” song they brought out Jack White. If you’re a White Stripes fan you’ll probably enjoy this. If you’re a Stones fan you’ll be annoyed that they wasted a song with it. Same thing when they trot out Christina Aguilerra. However, they brought out Buddy Guy to do a blues song and I figured I’d hate it. Turns out it was one of the best ones of the night!

There are definitely some cool Scorcese moments, like the matrix-esque shot of Keith Richards spitting out his cigarette and the amazing aerial of Manhattan at the end. WhoA.

All in all, this movie is TOTALLY worth seeing for anyone that loves Rock. THIS is truly what it’s all about.

One of the final old clips that they show is of a young Mick Jagger being interviewed just before they hit the stage. The interviewer asks;

“Can you picture yourself at age 60 doing what you’re doing now?”

Mick wistfully answers, “Yeah… easily.”

A damn good lesson for all of us.

“…I said, ‘Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!
Don’t hang around ’cause two’s a crowd
on my cloud baby…”
-The Rolling Stones
“Get Off Of My Cloud”

God I hate “The Hills”

maybe it’s because Im not a 14 year old girl, or maybe it’s because i’m black and this is easily the most monochromatic show on TV (making “friends” look like “Roots”) and there is not even ONE face that looks like, er,..hmmmmm,. AMERICA on that show, and as much as I do understand that people as a rule love to stare at vapid, truly dumb yet very pretty people on tv,……… I cannot express how much these kids make me wish that California would actually slide into the ocean.  Yet  if it’s on I find myself drawn into it, pretty much just so I can get pissed and curse the TV. Tonight is the big  premiere, so Mtv is throwing a live viewing party in our fair city (why? isn’t the show about the pretty vapid people of LA?) and as they re play most of last season there is a little clock counting down to the premiere episode at 10 pm tonight, like it’s new years eve. Im sure she’s a lovely girl (yeah right) but I truly hope Lauren’s parents squander her trust fund away on some illegal get rich quick scheme leaving her penniless, and then we’ll see how she deals with “reality”  I can of course as a result of this blog kiss my future as an Mtv VJ goodbye but whatever, you were thinking the same thing! That is all, END TRANSMISSION! PS That Audrina girl is pretty hot though! 

RE: Spitzer’s girl gone wild

Too funny! The story i heard was that Joe Francis (the tool that is behind Girls gone wild) had offered “Kristin” one million dollars to be in a girls gone wild video. this was just days after Larry Flynt had offered her one million dollars for Hustler, I’m sure she thinks she’s more of a “playboy” caliber and that Heff would give her something more like five million, but nothing so far. So the mil offer from Joe Francis/Girls gone wild is on the table and she actually considered it. Out of the blue Joe tells one of his minions ” you know what? check the archives” and there she is from a few years ago, “Kristin”, Ashley whatever she is going by these days. So her people call joe Francis back and say ” ok we accept your offer”, to which Joe Francis replies “nah, it’s off the table”. How fricken awesome is that? I love to see people who are famous for essentially nothing, or who they’ve slept with get burned! That is all END TRANSMISSION 

Spitzer’s Girl’s Gone Wild

She appeared in a ‘Girl’s Gone Wild’ video when she was 17.

Either this chick is desperate for attention or is just an outright whore. I will go with the former to leave her a bit dignity. Maybe she has middle child syndrome or something?

She’s been trying to launch a music career, so i’m taking an educated guess that she just wants fame.

See the silly little girls antics here. I’m sure here parents are very proud.