I was joking with intern Abel today about how the Internet essentially shut down when the Lindsay Lohan “nudes” came out, everyone wanted to snatch (hee hee) a sneak peak without having to pay for New York mag ( I have a subscription which means it shows up days after it hits the newsstands like every other ma you subscribe to). IF you have not scene them they’re “arty” as Lindsay re creates Ms. Monroe’s last photo shoot, you know when she was probably all dazed on a baker’s dozens worth of apothecary wares. Here’s the thing, Lindsay has been through how many rehabs for substances? and if you didn’t know that drugs age you, look at some of Lo lo’s photos,…At 21 in some shots she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker who is 40 something?………… aaaaaaah, NAH, Drugs, I think Im all set!. That is all, END TRANSMISSION!
Archive for February, 2008
Lo Lo is a no no!!!
Knight Rider Is Back!!!!!
I love all 80s TV shows with car chases and fights. I am so excited that the new Knight Rider was (a) good and (b) enough people watched it so they’re gonna make some more! See below…
“Knight Rider” TV movie revs NBC ratings”
By Paul J. Gough
NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) – NBC rode the “Knight Rider” TV-movie to a Sunday night primetime victory, pretty much ensuring that a remake of the ’80s TV series will earn a spot in the network’s fall schedule. Meanwhile, Fox Sports’ Daytona 500 coverage on Sunday afternoon averaged 17.8 million viewers, according to preliminary estimates released Monday by Nielsen Media Research. That’s up 1% from last year’s 17.5 million and is the network’s second-best rating for a Daytona 500 race. But the primetime victor was “Knight Rider,” which averaged 12.7 million viewers between 9 and 11 p.m. Its 5.0 rating/12 share among adults 18-49 was the best score for a TV movie since March 2005’s “Their Eyes Were Watching God.” (A rerun is scheduled for Saturday.)
It ran over everything in its path at 10 p.m., including CBS’ premiere of edited episodes of Showtime’s “Dexter” (8.1 million, 2.3/6) and a new episode of ABC’s “Brothers & Sisters” (8.5 million, 3.0/7).
“Dexter,” dusted off to fill holes in CBS’ programming left by the writers strike, still drew more viewers than it ever did on Showtime. The serial-killer thriller averaged about 2.4 million viewers during its second season on the cable network last year, a 21% improvement over its debut season.
Only at 9 p.m. did “Knight Rider” run into some bumps up against the last hour of ABC’s “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” (13.5 million, 4.5/11 for the full two hours) that beat it in viewership and narrowly edged it in the demo. Doing OK was Fox’s “Family Guy” (7.2 million, 3.6/8). “Extreme Makeover” also won at 8 p.m. against a new episode of “Big Brother” (6.7 million, 2.2/5) and NBC’s “American Gladiators” (7.3 million, 3.0/8).
For the entire night, NBC (10 million, 4.0/10) won in adults 18-49 over ABC (11.1 million, 3.7/9); CBS (9.2 million, 2.1/5); Fox (7.3 million, 3.2/8); and The CW (838,000, 0.3/1).
seriously, those are giant WORMS. *gag*
as if you needed yet another reason to NOT hang out around antarctica besides the freezing cold water, lack of alcoholic beverages and killer penguins, we can now add giants sea worms and freaking ginormous sea spiders.
sweet. im gonna go poke my brain out now so i can sleep without seeing those things attacking me in my dreams.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8UTL46O2&show_article=1ℑ=large
Honestly, how lazy can we get?
someone has actually invented a pen….that once you write your message, it sends your message to your phone via bluetooth, and your phone in turn texts it to whoever it was intended.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/pen_turns_your_writing_into_te.php
Tom Jones Chest hair
In the continuing, spiraling descent into madness that is Western pop culture, a report surfaced last week that 60’s phenom, and current schmmaltz king, Tom Jones, yeah that Tom Jones, the one that your mom may have thrown her panties at when she was your age, was having his chest hair insured in the uk for 3.5 million pounds which equals several million dollars in American legal tender. Commenting on his web site a statement from Tom reads as follows: “The story published in the Daily Mirror (UK) on Feb 5 is completely fabricated. No such insurance policy exists or has ever been considered. We assume this is just the Mirror having a bit of fun and hope no one takes this kind of ‘reporting’ seriously.” While this is a relief to many, myself included, as I will sleep much more soundly and securely tonight, I think the better question might be: WHO THE F%$%#^$%#^%& in 2008 is so bored that they’re surfing Tom Jone’s web site? That is all, END TRANSMISSION!
F Cupid
Need I really say more?. Happy Valentines day ya sissies!
I cannot believe I spend so much time watching the Travel Channel. WHY? “Bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmern!.
The basic premise is this slightly chunky, quirky, dude, Andrew Zimmern who is a chef himself, travels the world and just eats. AND OH WHAT HE EATS!; He eats that which is strange to our sophisticated western palettes, however that are completely commonplace wherever he is. Examples?…He’s eaten stir fried silk worms in Viet Nam along with giant hissing cockroaches, Guinea Pig in Ecuador, Iguana which they went into the jungle and shot out of a tree, took home and prepared on camera in Tobago, FRIED SCORPION COMPLETE WITH THE STINGER, in Taiwan!.
Here in NYC he went to some upscale downtown sushi place where they ate the sushi as it was still kicking! as in ALIVE. They crack open the back of a Lobster, and are eating the meat out of it with chopsticks, as the little antennae are still flipping around, it was the weirdest, MOST EXCELLENT thing ever!. He’s eaten fried Snake skin, he’s eaten the beating heart of a snake as it was ripped out of the snake at the same restaurant where he had the fried snake skin, he’s eaten worms of every description. TARANTULAS, Octopus stewed in it’s own ink… Again all prepared in restaurants or in people’s homes, I mean cooked like we would grille a steak without thinking twice about it! Intestines, brains, testicles of everything from sheep to bull, I mean it’s at times a little nausea inducing but almost always funny!. Bats, oh yeah he’s eaten Bats with Chilli sauce, he’s eaten Armadillo, he’s eaten tadpoles!. I could go on but it has to be seen to be believed.
Here is a pic from the show, he’s the bald dude in the orange shirt picking out the snake, who’s heart he is just about to eat, and skin, and meat in snake spring rolls…..Check your local listings. Seriously; along with ESPN Classic, THIS is why I have digital cable!
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Overlooked sports show!
“Real Sports with Bryant Gumble”, amazing. If you have HBO ( and how do you not have HBO, if you DON’T have HBO?!!) you’ve gotta watch this show. Yeah they do the traditional superstar interviews but they’re always in depth and usually take a different angle than the traditional interview route. They always do the stories that no one thinks about like racism in European soccer, or this month there was a great story about the yucks that drink too much and make asses of themselves at NFL games.
Also this month has a story about Mark Roberts, the European streaker that shows up at every large sporting event in Europe, weird to say the least but funny as hell!. Great show, I just wish it were on more than once a month.
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Lolz for days
For starters I readily admit that I tend to laugh at anything vaguely weird bordering on the bizarre/goofy. WIth that said; WWW.SLEEVEFACE.COM That is all, END TRANSMISSION
THIS is Donnie Baseball’s wife?
Ex-Yank Wife’s Mugshot — Crazazy Classic!
