Archive for February, 2008

29
Feb

Drudge = waste of oxygen and food, Big Ups prince Harry!

Prince Harry, third in line to the throne of ENGLAND, a qui-billionaire, did the unthinkable for someone in his position of privilege, he volunteered to go to the front lines in Afghanistan and fight the Taliban. A few in the media knew of his deployment but for his own safety and the safety of the others in his troop/regimen etc, said nothing about it. Matt Drudge reports this on his website, and now for the safety of Harry and more importantly his fellow soldiers he’ll have to be called home, not finishing his tour of duty. I mean the kid was on the front lines with gun in hand fighting the Taliban!, fricken Drudge with that stupid hat, and his pin head right wing views. Prince Harry’s fellow soldiers already had a nickname for him “the Bullet Magnet”, like the kid needs even more of the bad guys looking for him now that they KNOW he’s deployed over there?. The hypocrisy of the right never ceases to amaze me, it goes hand in hand with the stupidity!.  that is all, END TRANSMISSION 

29
Feb

Yes, it’s a great song

but i think it’s time we officially called linkin park’s shadow of the day a winter song.

that means it needs to be put away when april/may roll around.

thank you.

that will be all.

28
Feb

Clemens, YA BUM!!!!!!!

The FBI has begun investigating whether Roger Clemens lied to Congress when he denied taking steroids, officials said today, according to the Associated Press. AS much as Clemens annoys me and as much as I hoped they would go after him as they went after Barry Bonds for the same thing, when you really think about it, with the economy a mess, the country at war in two countries, should congress really be concerned with whether an arrogant hick stuck a needle in his arse to enhance his playing of a child’s game?. I mean Clemens is a piece of s*** no question, for a myriad of reasons INCLUDING but not limited to steroid use but congress has spent more time on the steroid issue than it did debating whether or not we should go to war with Iraq, THE F’ing WAR!.

Clemens has been implicated by his trainer, his team mate, he stood in front of congress and  basically tried to claim that while he did indeed procure human growth hormone it was for his WIFE. Dude, you stood behind your wife’s skirt like a complete BITCH when you got called on your BS?. You went on “60 minutes” after your name was in the Mitchell report some 89 times and said essentially that everyone is lying but you?.

F Clemens, if you’re still a fan you are a pin head!

That is all, End Transmission!.

26
Feb

Why all the hatred for “Dirty Jerzy”?

You know like most hetero men, almost every decision I make is run through the “will chicks like this” filter before it is actually made. So recently I decided that maybe I’ll make the manifest destiny-like trek across the mighty Hudson river and re locate to NEW JERSEY. Not like like JERSEY, Jersey, but someplace like Hoboken which is essentially just another borough of Manhattan at this point. Why? well I have a dog, I live in Manhattan and my rent on my place in Manhattan is almost as much as the mortgages on a condo and a two family house that used to belong to my mom and dad,  in Boston. Hoboken is  bit hipster-ish for my taste,  but overall really nice, and spacious, and cheaper than NYC. What is the problem then?……..Well, whenever I’ve mentioned to any woman that Im thinking about moving to Jersey I see the reaction which varies from utter contempt to abject disgust, as if I had just relieved myself on their prettiest Manolo’s. So, what’s with the Jersey hate? I mean I CAN BE A PRETTY BIG SNOB ( shut it, no comments from the peanut gallery) I admit this, sadly but I admit it can be true. I have really grown to like Dirty Jerz, so what am I missing that turns women off so much about it?. Can you believe? I actually worry about this kinda crap? …. This is my life, you’re in it, GET A HELMET!.  That is all, END TRANSMISSION! 

25
Feb

Do Straight men watch the Oscars?

I have to assume that the answer would be yes. I was stuck on a train coming back from Boston last night which was two plus hours late (and Amtrak wonders why they’re going broke!) so I did not see any of it. However I cannot buy that every guy that watched was somehow cajoled into it by his lady!  That si all, END TRANSMISSION 

24
Feb

Oscar facts from the NY Daily News

I’m not really a movie person, but I like facts and figures and triva and all that crap.

The most interesting thing in this list is probably that in 1969 an X-rated movie won the best picture. HA

I’m really curious now to find out more about it. So off to google.

I’m too scared to attached a picture of an Oscar award with this post in case they sue.

please note Oscar is a registered trademark of The Oscars and you cannot sue me because I have no money, so go away.

23
Feb

I’m done with winter…

I don’t know about you, but I’m done with winter. You’d think I’d be used to this weather after living in the NY/NJ area for most of my life, but every winter, it hits me like a brick to the face. Especially working in NYC…the skyscrapers channel the wind down certain streets, and God forbid you walk down one of them…it’s like skud missile right to the chest. I’m done with it…bring me the spring/summer. Bring me shorts and flip flops…bring me cold drinks on warm nights…bring me scantily clad women showing off cleavage and legs. I’m especially partial to that last one. Nothing greater than seeing the lovely ladies of NYC walking the streets in tank tops, shorts, and sexy skirts…OH…and open toed shoes…those are HOT!

22
Feb

Snowblind in NJ

A beer bottle from the last BBQ of summer ‘07 works great as a measuring stick…

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“…Fill my dreams with flakes of snow
Soon I’ll feel the chilling glow…”
-Black Sabbath
“Snowblind”

22
Feb

Everybody was Foo-hoo Fighting

Since all of you guys were nice enough to buy up all of the tickets for their Garden show before I could get some, I went to Philly tonight to see the Foo Fighters. Not that the shows would have been much different, just the location. Regardless, the awesome set that Dave and the guys did tonight reminded me exactly why they are the biggest rock band on the planet right now. Period. When they do another tour of the U.S. this summer, do yourself a favor and go. Unlike your dad was every time you brought home a report card, you won’t be disappointed.

21
Feb

” I wanna rock and roll all night, and give up half my estate!”

images-1.jpeg I tried to sit through the alleged Gene Simmons sex tape today but had to bail because it was simply just too disturbing. What a double edged sword this is, in that it’s a great street cred episode for Gene Simmons, Hey all of a sudden he’s EDGY and Rock and Roll again. The down side is that Shannon Tweed is probably going to take him to the cleaners, seizing virtually everything he owns from the Kiss Coffins he has warehouses full of, to the Vineyards where he makes Kiss wine, to the balance on his Kiss credit card. Mark my words, Gene will be on VH-1 Classic soon:  ” You know KISS invented BANKRUPTCY”