Archive for January, 2008



28
Jan
08

Slash Confirms STP Reunion…

Slash tells Billboard.com that Velvet Revolver singer, Scott Weiland, will be rejoining his previous band, Stone Temple Pilots, for some shows this summer. He also confirmed that Weiland would be working with Velvet Revolver on their third album starting this spring.

28
Jan
08

Vineland Festival Moved To 2009

The inaugural Vineland Festival, which was set to take place from August 8th to the10th in Vineland, New Jersey, has been moved back by a full year. According to Billboard.com, the festival’s producers moved the event to summer 2009 because of the overall festival traffic in the Northeast at that time.

Basically, since Coachella producers announced last week that they would be hosting a new summer festival called All Points West during the same dates at Liberty State Park in New Jersey, Vineland got the shaft. Either way, you can look forward to seeing Radiohead in New Jersey at some point this year.

28
Jan
08

Rivers Has Too Much Time, Ink

A few months ago, we reported that Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo was penning his memoirs, but now it appears he will be writing volumes of his life. The singer tells Gigwise.com that he has eight volumes sketched out and plans to release 1992 through 1994 first. However, he still plans to release a volume dedicated to his childhood, and even his parents’ childhood. So far, Rivers has not made a good record since 1996’s Pinkerton, nor has he signed a deal with publishers for his volumes.

28
Jan
08

Patriot Fans are Smarter than Giant Fans?

Pats fans are smarter, classier, healthier than those in NY

Friday, Jan 25, 2008 8:39 am EST

New England Patriots fans

Boston Herald columnist Jessica Heslam claims the stats don’t lie — New England Patriots fans are smarter, classier and healthier and own pricier homes than the riff-raff who root for the New York Giants — and now we’ve got the research to back it up.

Some 62 percent of Pats fans living in the Boston area earned a bachelor’s or postgraduate degree or have some higher-education experience, compared to 59 percent of Giants fans, according to the latest marketing data provided by the Nielsen Co., the TV ratings firm.

Likewise, 72 percent of Pats fans live in homes worth north of $200,000, compared to 63 percent of Giants yahoos. Pats fans drink Amstel Light, not Bud Light. Giants fans slug back lots of whiskey. Bostonians are likely to read connoisseur magazines like Wine Spectator. Gotham fans like to pig out on junk food like pretzels, chips and nuts. When Giants fans aren’t booing Giants coach Tom Coughlin or punk quarterback Eli Manning in that New Jersey stadium they call home, they’re out practicing their tennis backhands in the backyard.

28
Jan
08

Challenger

Whoa…22 years ago today the Challenger exploded!

*Note: Same year as “Master of Puppets” by Metallica was released, 1986.

If you’re too young to have witnessed this event, a spaceship carrying 7 astronauts took off and then blew up, as America watched. If you were in school at the time, they had completely obsessed over the fact that we were going to have a teacher in space, and I think she was going to give us the first lesson from space via satellite (which is really exciting stuff when you’re a 3rd grader, and the internet wasn’t even around yet.)

So a few seconds after lift off… it explodes, and teachers all over the country had the job of telling all these wide eyed kids watching or waiting in classrooms that the thing blew up and the astronauts were all dead. Kinda weird but this was to us what the Kennedy assassination was to our parents. We all remember where we were, and it brought the whole country together in complete horror.

*Note: For those of you that were too young, back then the space program was still exciting, and Americans actually cared about it…like the Olympics (yes they used to be a big deal!)

I guess kids today will have 9/11 to screw them up. And just like the media re-showed the planes slamming the towers over and over, we got to watch footage of a rocket blowing up over, and over, and over again. I guess that’s why we’re so eco-conscious. We kinda realized early on that we’re probably gonna be stuck on this planet for while…

“…Rocket engines burning fuel so fast
Up into the night sky so vast
Burning metal through the atmosphere
Earth remains in worry, hate and fear…”
-Black Sabbath
“Into the Void”

28
Jan
08

Led Zeppelin

Have you seen Jimmy Page has said today that if a tour is happening it ain’t gonna be till at least September cos Robert Plant keeps extending his tour with Alison Kraus! Surely time is running out, they ain’t getting any younger. I was lucky enough to see Led Zep at the O2 show in London, but since I came here I was really hoping for an MSG. Come on Robert!!! The other three quaters of the band wanna do it.

In other Zeppelin news I see John Paul Jones is conducting the orchestra Foo Fighters are playing with at the Grammys. That should be cool.

27
Jan
08

Never thought of using Craigslist for this

A woman put a post online to find a hitman to kill another chick.

These people are crazy!!!!!!

I like reading things like this because it makes me feel NORMAL!

27
Jan
08

Has he not heard of shrinkage?

This silly duffa must be insane.

I don’t understand how these sort of things can make the Guinness World Records .

Surely they need to start clamping down.

I remember they did a TV show which was branded Guinness World Records and the things they were doing were just stupid. Like trying to balance an egg on your nose.

Meh…..

25
Jan
08

HEATH

While the rest of the world obsesses over whether or not he meant to kill himself, it never ceases to amaze me the way the media (papers mostly) paint a celebs death as such a “TRAGEDY” or words to that effect. While it is as is the loss of any human life, somehow we think it’s more “tragic” if the deceased was young, attractive and, rich and famous. That I think is sad.having said that I will offer my one Heath Ledger story. I didn’t know him, met him only once but saw him often, mostly walking around the village. One day over the summer I was walking my dog Lola down 6th avenue, Heath was walking along in the opposite direction, all by himself, just wearing sunglasses, and the typical quasi hipster downtown apparrel, white V neck Tshirt, some sort of hipster pants. Anyway as he passed me he sort of stepped on one of Lola’s paws, she yelped, and before I could even yell at him he put his hand on my shoulder and said ” aw sorry mate, he ok”?.  Seeing as she was ok and never one to miss an opportunity to be a smart ass, I said “Yes Father Alex, she will live” (Father Alex the name of the character of the Priest he played in the horror bomb “The Order”) He kind of looked at me funny, trying to figure if I was being a jerk or not. I then said ” HEY F Roger Ebert, I loved it”….. He cracked up, gave me a huge smile, sort of waved at Lola who’s tail was wagging like a demented fur covered windmill,  turned and went his way down 6th ave. Right then I could tell he was probably a really decent guy. Rest well “Father Alex”

 

That is all,

 

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25
Jan
08

In Case of Emergency please……..

GOD FORBID but should the day ever come where you find me, naked and cold to the touch, lying on the floor of my $28,000 a month SOHO loft, waiting for my un-licensed masseuse to arrive, please call the following; in descending order; Mary Kate Olsen,  Asley Olsen,  Jaleel White (TV’s beloved “Erkel”), Tracey Gold, anyone from  the cast of “The Goonies” and then if you can get around to it,…….911!.   My God HEath, what a way to find out who your friends really are> you deserved better!.  That is all, END TRANSMISSION 




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